HEY SO, REMEMBER THAT RUMOR ABOUT COLLECTING 500 ORBS IN THE LOST FRONTIER AND UNLOCKING A SECRET BOSS FIGHT WITH GOL?

YES?  NO?  WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTYEAH WELL IT'S HORSE SHIT.  WE HIT 500 ORBS TONIGHT AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL HAPPENED.  IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME IF IT WAS REAL BUT SADLY THIS PERSON WAS LYING OUT OF THEIR ASS ( Read more... )

SO, EGGY AND I WERE TALKING, AND NATURALLY THE SUBJECT SHIFTED TO SEX AND MAKING BABIES.

FOR THE JAK WORLD, OF COURSE.

AND NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION... :D

( REPOPULATION THEORIES ARE GO. )

CAPSLOCK JAK HAS BEEN A LITTLE QUIET OF LATE. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MUSIC TO LIVEN THINGS UP?

BETTER YET, HOW ABOUT A FAN-MADE AUDIO TRAILER/SONG FOR JAK AND DAXTER: THE LOST FRONTIER?

EPIC OF THE LOST FRONTIER

MASSIVE SPOILERS ARE TO BE HAD, OF COURSE.

YES. NIVI IS A DORK AND HAS TOO MUCH TIME ON HER HANDS. 8D

( AMAZING STUFF HAPPENS IN ELECHAT. THIS IS A STREAMLINED EXERT FROM ELECHAT TONIGHT AND IT HAD TO BE REMEMBERED. NO ONE WILL FORGIVE ME FOR THIS. )

HEY GUYS! GUYS!

DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S MORE TO BEING AN ECO PIRATE THAN STEALING ECO?

I DIDN'T, EITHER, UNTIL electroniccrane POINTED IT OUT TO ME. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE WHEN SHE MENTIONED THIS ABOUT MY PHOENIX RP USER NAME.

I'M EMBARRASSED HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO CONNECT YOUR SCREEN NAME TO, Y'KNOW, ECO. I THOUGHT PHOENIX WENT AROUND SPIKING ( Read more... )

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HATE SAVING ORPHANS AND ARE CONSIDERING ABANDONING THE GAME FOREVER BECAUSE OF IT AND SIMILARLY FRUSTRATING MISSIONS, THE FRENCH VERSION HAS SOME CHOICE THOUGHTS FOR YOU.


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GUYS

HERO MODE IN TLF IS CUMULATIVE

NOT ONLY DO YOU KEEP ALL YOUR ORBS AND ABILITIES FROM YOUR REGULAR FILE

BUT BEAT HERO MODE ONCE AND YOU CAN START A NEW FILE WITH ALL THE SHIT YOU COLLECTED IN THE HERO MODE FILE

THIS IS BASICALLY AWESOME.  THE GAME IS GROWING ON ME (ESPECIALLY IF I SKIP THE CUTSCENES) BUT IT'S INFINITELY MORE FUN WITH ( Read more... )